Coming from Linux, the idea of an App Store isn't so bad. It's the execution that's debatable at times.

So... kind of like Steam?

The wholesale price is probably much less. Especially if you're able to buy a ship full of phones.

A 12 year old may know about the polar vortex. You apparently don't.

It would have taken 5 minutes to educate yourself. Yet you decided to write your nonsense anyway and play the victim card on top of it. News flash for you: Air can move.