Comment Too much going on that day (Score 1) 703
I was gonna celebrate the answer to the ultimate question of Life, the Universe and Everything on 10/10/10.
Comment Luke 18:22 (Score 4, Funny) 226
"Now when Jesus heard these things, he said unto him, Yet lackest thou one thing: sell all that thou hast, and distribute unto the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come, follow me."
Want to "sell all that thou has" really quickly? Try eBay!
Comment Numbers (Score 1) 98
I tried decoding some of those signals. The only thing I got was this really big Mersenne prime.
Facebook Master Password Was "Chuck Norris" 319
I Don't Believe in Imaginary Property writes "A Facebook employee has given a tell-all interview with some very interesting things about Facebook's internals. Especially interesting are all the things relating to Facebook privacy. Basically, you don't have any. Nearly everything you've ever done on the site is recorded into a database. While they fire employees for snooping, more than a few have done it. There's an internal system to let them log into anyone's profile, though they have to be able to defend their reason for doing so. And they used to have a master password that could log into any Facebook profile: 'Chuck Norris.' Bruce Schneier might be jealous of that one."
Comment asvfgko90]\ (Score 2, Funny) 428
I assume that it will walk all over its own keyboard now.
Comment Step 1 (Score 3, Funny) 133
Step 1: Hold your leftmost tentacle approximately 4-6 inches from your middle eye.
