Comment Insert Madonna Joke Here (Score 1) 65
Also acceptable: The Pentaverate.
Also acceptable: The Pentaverate.
...is it?
A whole lot of string and pull switches. My dad did the whole basement lighting system that way, back in '79. As for scheduling, rig something up with egg timers. Eye hooks, duct tape, and popsickle sticks are also recommended. Maybe a toaster and a pulley. YMMV.
I was gonna go all Rats of NIMH...
All the evidence concerning the universe has not yet been collected, so there's still hope.