Comment Re:or maybe (Score 0) 47
That and fire the IT intern.
Comment Does this mean... (Score 0) 654
I can still get .22 LR bullets for my semi-automatic handgun at Walmart?
Comment Re:From TFA (Score 0) 45
With The Matrix 20th Anniversary in theaters for a week, it might inspire people to get the Nokia 8110 (2018) click-out cellphone.
Comment Re:Windows means jobs for everyone (Score 0) 169
Shitty jobs are the jobs that need to get done — and they tend to pay well.
Comment Re:Windows means jobs for everyone (Score 1) 169
It's called job security. Windows paid my salary for the last 30 years.
Comment Re:Wrong headlione - AGAIN. (Score 0) 76
If it makes you feel better, every day brings you closer to death.
Comment If you're hiring... (Score 0) 25
Slashdot... the next LinkedIn.
Comment Re:why? (Score 0) 169
why are grown adults riding children's toys?
FTFY - Scooters are gender-neutral children's toys.
Comment Re:How are the crew doing? (Score 0) 50
As long as the coffee doesn't run out, the worms are doing fine.
Comment Someone call MiB! (Score 0) 202
PeaceStock51 in Amargosa Valley is on the opposite side of the region from Area 51. The one advantage it has over Rachel (nearest town to Area 51) is a alien-themed whorehouse. No one knows if the prostitutes are American workers or illegal aliens.
Comment Re:This makes it sink? (Score 0, Interesting) 183
Is glass a solid or a liquid? Only time will tell.
Window glass at room temperature has a nearly incalculable relaxation time, approaching the age of the universe itself. For all practical observations, this glass is a solid. But its solidity is in the eye of the beholder.
Comment Ten years ago... (Score 0) 154
As a help desk tech 10 years ago, I was advising users to uninstall Google Chrome because it called home with much more system and user data than was necessary. That was the most obvious reason. The IE6 dev team wasn't quite ready to leave behind their application monopoly.
Comment Re:They should have used September 11. (Score 0) 71
Can't see anything wrong with that idea.
That's why you're not being paid the big marketing bucks at Apple. However, the marketing person who came up with Xs/Xc should be fired.
Comment Re:LOL (Score -1) 101
Creimer won an epic troll that burned Slashdot to the ground last year. Butthurt trolls still mutter his name from time to time. You can find creimer at here
Comment Re:Here's a conspiracy theory (Score -1) 311
I have no interest in molesting FCLM's goats and kids. They have suffered enough from FCLM.
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