Open source package management is clearly way ahead here. If you type:

Aptitude will give you a rant on how Lennart Poettering was forcing systemd down its throat.

Same here! Congratulations Slashdot!

That, and people who post pics of Nathalie Portman pouring hot grits down her pants ;)

I see a solution coming up for the plastic soup in our oceans. What could possibly go wrong?

Rob, thanks for all the good stuff, and have fun doing whatever it is you'll be doing next :)

Shouldn't the title be, US loses leadship position in internet technology and marketing?

A German friend of mine called it Stasi-VZ, after the former East-German secret service.

After reading this, that comment makes even more sense.