Helpful tips from "users" (Score 1)

The worst is when a dumbass user has a problem with their computer. You go there to help them fix it and are trying to determine the problem and they start offering up possible "helpful" explanations. For example, the user might have a problem with their Internet access and they will offer up the following:

"Is it something to do with me changing my mouse pad earlier this morning?"

"I just got the Internet installed at home... does that have anything to do with it?"

"Last week my husband got food poisoning from a recipe that I printed off of the Internet... Maybe there is a virus going around."

/gunshot