We've got Google and Apple fighting over who get's to rule the world and you boneheads are all stuck in in the 90's hating on Microsoft. Should I be fearing IBM as well? Hell, Slashdot is still using Bill Gates the Borg for the Microsoft icon. The guy hasn't even been running the place in over 3 years.

MTV is teaming up with RealNetworks? Why would they team up with the one streaming video standard that is hated by EVERYONE? Viacom's board must have nobody on it that even has a the slightest clue about the Internet.

I can picture it now. A room filled to bursting with fools telling each other how they have to go to their children for anything Internet related and than laugh like it's cute. When are these aging Baby Boomers going to realize that pleeing ignorance of the Internet is like saying you don't know how to use the goddamn telephone.

The WWII generation spent their whole lives looking dumb as hell because they continually thought it was kinda cute that they couldn't figure out a VCR while their kids could and now we have a cluesless bunch of idiot Baby Boomers running the corporations that don't know the reality of something as obvious as RealNetworks' irrelvance. Of course these are the same culturally ignorant fools that freaked the hell out when an AdultSwim cartoon character showed up on a bridge or two in Boston so why should I be in the least bit surprised.

Congratulations you aging hippie bastards. You've become your parents. Dennis Hopper included.