Thats why you lock your screen manually BEFORE you leave the machine...

Disable autoconnect?

You could use this information for free alcolhol tests! Just blow up a bird (like a baloon, not as in *boom*) and if it sings wrong afterwards, you're not suited for driving anymore!

Why put the costs onto tax paying companies where you can bother tax paying citizens?

Its almost like the simpsons, same stupid shit in every episode, but I'm still watching!

Since there is a Steam client for both platforms it would only be reasonable to give them the ability to play streams. Can't be that hard to implement

I don't know why, but I fell an urgent itch to say "fuck you"

Doesn't matter, they'll still taste like chicken!

I am in fact still using VGA to connect my beamer and I'm pretty sure somewhere out there is at least one person that would love to tap into my 24/7 3D goatse stream!

...in the cloud!

Your statement requires that the general reader thinks about this factors, if he reads the date of the news at all...

You're not funny. Sorry.

Was it obeying the same rules or just creating "random stuff"?

How about slashdot is getting old? or "modern" to stay on the dice roadmap

I bet he played right after Elvis?