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Bush has issued the following statement.

'Today I was made aware the dreaded clock of doom was to be set closer to it's detonation point. We can not let this freedom hating clock of doom win this war of terror. I am fully aware of what may happen if this clock reaches 12, that's when both the big hand and little hand are on 12, I understand that. Part of my plan is to hunt down all TDMDs (Time Devices of Mass Destruction) and eradicate them, or simply to remove their evil freedom hating batteries.

Also part of my plan is to work with companies such as TimeX, to find out just how this clock CAN take a lickin' and NOT keep on tickin', I think that's important. All Atomic Scientists working to further the TDMDs agenda will be held responsible for their actions.

If you have information leading to the location of the Clock of Doom please contact our newly formed government agency the Bureau of Liberty Offending & Accurately Timed Explosions Defense, which will receive an initial 86.6 Billion dollars to fight this war.

Thank you,
George Walker Bush'