Karmawhores prefer Perl (Score 3, Funny)

seek topost (thatflamebait);
Firstpost (the thread, fast);

while ($natalie) {
petrifies $to($stone);
not grits;
}

accept the, moderation;
seek the, $-1Troll, $-1offtopic'
and wait;
stat thekarma;

unlink and listen (for, $theflames);

for (a, karmawhore our /.) {
system ("is trollheaven");