Re:Matrioshka Brains? (Score 1)

Dark matter is sapient in origin? It's a disturbing theory, one about as popular with the general public as the smartest Neanderthal's warnings that H. sapiens were poised to take over the earth must have been in his day. Perhaps the evolution of "gray goo" into "computronium" signals a slowly increasing respect for technology.

This solution also lays to rest the vexing problem known as the Fermi paradox, a.k.a. where the hell are all the aliens? The answer is everywhere--dark matter marks the tombstones of intelligent civilizations.

We're all just food.