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Submission + - State of the Union Address 2010 Drinking Game (gpoaccess.gov)

TechnoVooDooDaddy writes: With the State of the Union Address coming up, thought everyone should get ready.

Obama says "let me be clear"
=Do one shot

Obama says "change isn't easy"
=Do one shot

Obama says "make no mistake"
=Do one shot

Obama says "Let me be clear, change isn't easy, make no mistake."
=He's screwing with you to get you drunk, so five shots

Joe Wilson yells something
= Do two shots

Obama yells back
= Finish the bottle

Obama says "jobs"
= Do one shot, two if your unemployed

Obama says "health care"
=Do not drink, you will not be given a replacement liver

Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal
=Do one shot

Obama uses the term "Congressional leadership"
=Do two shots carefully as all that laughing will make it difficult to swallow

Obama says he's "fighting for you"
=Do one shot, two if you believe him

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