And here I am, still on a fork of version 2.

What innovations do you still want to see?

They recreated this interaction in the Jobs film with Ashton Kutcher. I wasn't able to find a YouTube clip though.

Except for Texas, apparently

More accurate to say they are all on the same side of a coin. Only real difference is that Trump is a wannabe of the other two, and not quite smart enough.

They literally do.

At this rate it won't be long before we're all expected to prefix his name with "Dear Leader"

You gonna pay the tarriff hike on a new graphics card for me?

Maybe for new hardware, but the Series X came out in 2020. The industry doesn't usually hike the price for existing devices by 20% unless there's some serious upgrade or revision, neither of which is happening here.

If you open your eyes quickly enough you'll still be able to see the leopard before it starts eating your face.

I too rely on Google to manage my IT resources

Not to mention that data comes from only 1,582 respondents.

Those two things are antithetical. It's not a tactic, it's not diplomacy and it's not good politics. And if it's a joke, it isn't clever or funny.

Why wait?

Instead, you can worry about Apple discontinuing hardware support! As an added bonus, you'll be left with an even more useless device with limited Linux compatibility at best!

I readily operate, deploy and manage Windows servers and desktops and will continue to do so. It's my job.

Not one device I personally own has Windows installed.