Swap, baby!

The PHP interpreter being exploited was written in C and C++.

I only learned about it yesterday from a NextCloud blog but it seems like Euro-Office is another rising contender, designed pretty much with the intention of escaping dependency on American products. (Seriously, FDJT.) I guess they've taken care to wrench it from Russia's influence, as well. (Seriously, FVP.)

What the non sequitur fuck are you even talking about?

* Laughs in Capitalism *

Maybe I missed something but I can't find any whining

I too expected rabbits

I can never remember a time when the truly exciting innovations happened more than once or twice in a decade. The yearly cadence of hardware and OS refreshes have created an expectation that tech companies should be continuously changing the game with every iteration, rather than just making small refinements to their existing product lines.

Modern laptops have addressed just about every grievance I've had since I started using/supporting them in the 90s. There's really not a whole lot more I can think of that I'd like to see, other than some clever and effective way of hiding a webcam behind an LCD. For the other issues you've described, there's already a product out there to address it. I'd rather see underwhelming tweaks and spec bumps year after year, than a litany of solutions in search of a problem.

Or, you know, just resign and find a better job.

This sentence made me feel old, but not for the same reason.

Your comment history does not align with this statement.

She literally conceded.

Right. And you're just an impartial pacifist making objective comparisons between the two parties, and totally not doing the exact same thing.

I'd agree the prospect of a third Trump term is an unrealistic thing to be worried about. January 6 was most assuredly not in people's heads so the valid concern people have right now is what drastic shit he might pull to overturn the midterms and 2028 if they don't go how he wants them.

In other words, nearly a third fewer than we have now.