Gene Simmons the Hypocrite (Score 1)

"Simmons is writing his third book -- "Ladies of the Night," a "personal and historical overview" on the profession of prostitution -- coming this spring via his own publishing company, Simmons Books."

So ... when Gene Simmons wants to break the law by soliciting prostitution, it's okay. In fact, it's even okay for Gene Simmons to write a book and make millions of dollars recounting his lawless ways.

I myself have plans to write a book, called "Rock, and Roll Over On Your Fans." It is a sordid tale recounting the hundreds of thousands of people that have lost their jobs due to me downloading KISS albums. Oh wait ... I forgot, I hate KISS. These former rock-and-rollers are turning into everything they grew up hating and railing against.

"You don't have money or a fancy car And you're tired of wishin' on a falling star You gotta put your faith in a loud guitar."

Yeah ... but you have to slip a $20 into Gene Simmons' pocket before that loud guitar starts playing.