English sparkling wine can be very good. It is also very expensiveâ¦

Ha ha ha ha!!

Privatisation.

Thereâ(TM)s no vaccine for stupid.

What would make Americans more tractable? Vaccinations!!

Trump is a man of his word. And his word is TACO.

But there is still the potential for a lot of people to get scammed.

Trump only needs to fool sufficient people to get re-elected. That's all he's interested in.

Trump wants the money to build his wall! What better to keep COVID-19 out than an concrete wall??

What the iPad really needs is some kind of external storage medium. Imagine a disc of plastic, coated with some kind of magnetic coating.. onto which you could save documents. These discs would be easily damaged, so a plastic casing would be needed. About 3 1/2 inches in diameter would be about right, and should store up to about one MILLION bytes....

Things donâ(TM)t look good here in the UK at the moment. I just want to know if Collapse OS will be ready for prime time on November 1st? #brexit

Why doesn't the EU wait until after March 29th to take the vote? UK won't be part of the EU then. It would be weird though having to change your watches going from Southern Ireland to Northern Ireland though, should the UK and Eire adopt different approaches.

What is a bong?

"What alternative OS?'... good question.. The other manufacturers will have to sort that out themselves. I deliberately didn't rush to the standard /. cry of 'Linux!', but it is the obvious answer. Google has managed to create an alternative OS... could HP or Lenovo?

If they made Pluto a planet again (planet #9), then Planet X would be Planet Ten. Or should that be iPlanet X?