Because Linus is Gay.

This was my facebook status days ago. people need to quit being fat as fuck

I am a scientist and pro psychologist After reading this story about the parents I've came to the conclusion that when 2 socially awkward people make babies, they make super socially awkward babies. Not trying to be funny but those 2 people were hardcore nerds and the wife has the most frizzy hair and awkard glasses and face gestures. It's common sense that they would create a kid with double the problems they had. It's basic science.

I knew it was just a bunch of retards on this website

The Virgin Awards

Or it didn't happen.

Guy obviously had a virus. Because bing can't find shit for me and google is always on point

And that's why In goldeneye i use license to kill mode and on Call of Duty I play on hardcore... 1-2 shot kill nigga

I can tell you that there is 0 success in a marketing job that has nothing to bring to the table. I'm a pro marketer, stop trolling, kid.

This is probably the gayest description of something called an "ultrabook" there is nothing special about it.....

I like how I have 0 points and the idiot who tried to say google was stupid got 2 points and insightful.... That retard must be a mod

I can't wait

How can you say it was the right time. Google's so innovative and the most popular thing on the web today. Google made life more efficient and knowledge easier to obtain. You're too stupid.... There was and is no wrong time for a service like Google.

It doesn't take a scientist to know that most thieves and robbers wear a mask.

My logical conclusion is that humans shouldn't be stupid. Stop jumping to your own conclusions