We'll be able to recycle all those old phone booths into suicide booths!

First generation iPod touch doesn't have a retina display, how is that trolling? The mods are on crack today.

Off-topic? Have you even read the other comments?

I had global warming in my pants this morning.

Not mine.

Posted from my first-generation iPod touch with iOS 3.1.3 as its the highest version of iOS it can run. Take note of this App developers and stop requiring iOS 4+ if your App can run on iOS 3, you're cutting yourself from a lot of profits from first-generation owners including iPhones. I think I'm about to hit the maximum characters limit for the signa

Some people just like the smaller size in their hands.

That's NOT what she said.

Buying lines mini.

I always have a hearty laugh when someone who obviously has never used a system (Android, in this case) complains about an issue that doesn't actually exist. It's like they live in a land of make believe.

You mean like 99% of the people who comment on anything made by Apple, or used something made in the Mac OS 9 era?

Yeah, I laugh at those trolls too.

Google has a front page?

Does this guy expect app developers from other states to comply with the laws of California? What about developers from other countries?

Dot Matrix: Do you realize what you've done?
George Lucas: Yes, and I'm glad. Glad, glad, glad, glad, glad.
Dot Matrix: I wonder if he's glad.

Kingdom Hearts.

On the other hand, I can't wait to see a Mickey Mouse jedi fight off with a Donald Duck sith lord.

PlaysForSure...

AFAIK New York is not below sea level.

OMG! Roland Piquipaille is dead! STOP THE PRESSES!