Xwork (Score -1, Troll)

Hi my name is Joe and I am sales manager of X-Work. X-Work is outsourcing company headquartered in India where wages are very low in comparision to your large American salaries, if you have not heard this already. Do you still have your job? If yes, then how would you like a 12 month per year paid vacation? With only a 10% wage cut! Here's how we do it. You outsource your job duties to X-Work, but you still get paid in full. You go fishing, swimming, or play golf, its all up to you. All you have to do is pay X-Work a 10% commission for doing your job. Your employer never knows the difference! Its that simple.

Are you a web designer, programmer, accountant, or operate a news bbs website? We can do all these jobs and more so call me today. Are you scheduled to go to jail? Or maybe you just died. Now your relative can earn the same salary, even without life insurance! Act quick!

Small business is heart of America. Don't let big corporations be the only ones who are caught up in the outsourcing game. Now you can do it too! You can outsource yourself for just 10 cents on the dollar! Call me at 1-800-FU2-BOSS. I make good seminar and come to town soon.

Here are some reasons to outsource your job to X-Work:

- Live your dream vacation, forever

- Enter a tournament

- Get plastic surgery

- Join cult or fanatical religious group

- Just fuck off

- Go back to school

- Masterbate all day, every day

- Even kill yourself without loosing your job!

Here is what other satisfied customers have to say about X-Work:

"I always wanted to subcontract my job out, but didn't know how. But with X-Work, they do all the work. Now I just listen to Rush and Sean Hanity on the radio all day. Its a dream come true!" Bob, Data Entry - Huntsville, AL

"My husband got killed in an unfortuate web design accident, and I didn't know where to turn. We had no life insurance through my husband's employer. So I called X-Work and my problem was solved. Its just like my husband is still here! And the money I save on groceries I can spend on other things like body massages and colon therapy." Ms. Jones, housewife - Chatsworth, CA

"I was pretty sceptical at first, but X-Work really does work. Their knowledgable staff can do my job easy, no shit!" Peter, Nuclear Scientist - undisclosed location.

"I used to run cool news website but was burn out. So I fucking quit! And farmed by job out to X-Work. In fact, I didn't even write this, X-Work did it for me! You like new articles I post? Beatles hehe" Pud, Media Mogul - New York, NY

Listen to what popular media has to say:

"X-Work is even better than cryogenics" - New York Times

"X-work is a sure bet" - Martha Stuwart's Lifestyles

"X-work is great for the economy" - Fox News

"X-work is killing the economy" - CNN

Please call me today if you would like to start saving today for a real future! Join some of our famous customers such as HP employees, Sun employees, and others. Don't let these big American corporations outsource your job. Beat them to it and oursource your job yourself! X-Work hold all infomation confidential.