I think what Cederic was trying to say is, if you really like your girlfriend, get a her a better laptop than some shit HP with a failing hard drive and more than 2GB RAM.

With over 300 million active users, it's more popular than Twitter so it's not UNpopular.

will drink all there soda regardless off how much is their.

So close man, so close.

Because "profit".

Maybe they gave everybody the same redemption code. Bastards. I want my free beta OS!

Then those who are anti-capital punishment should foot the bill.

If a person is sentenced to life in prison with no possibility of parole, I'd rather have them put to death to save tax-payer money (ok, reallocate it to other areas of government) and have the victims and victim's families be able to move on that much sooner. If you are the kind of person who has no regard for human life, that should count towards your own.

No Windows support and no GUI. This should totally appeal to the masses.

I think you have other issues. I have a mix of 8 and 8.1 clients here at work and not one exhibits this behavior.

...in Siri.

Obvious troll is obvious.

Except your new iPhone 5 won't fit into an iPhone 4 shocking pink bumper. At least not without some goatse-type stretching of said bumper.

It's a pretty valid response. If your phone isn't supported, then nobody else gives enough of a shit to support it so if that's the case, then you should do it yourself.

You also probably need to turn off Secure Boot in the BIOS.

There is no TCO for an all-Apple environment that would "pencil out" better than a Windows environment.

No he wouldn't. First of all, that's an old version of Ubuntu. Second, "I can't get Photoshop installed! I'm double-clicking Setup.exe and it doesn't work."

You forget that iWork is a steamy pile of shit.