will this here fancy new software make my (cr)Apple super de duper?

i can't wait to waste more money on it and make (cr)Apple more richer.....

here is the best part and the one we all hope for: " completely disable the batteries on Apple laptops, making them permanently unusable " and rid the world of these poor excuses for 'computers'......

why people use apples and macs is completely beyond me. they're total junk. i'm forced to use one (macbook 'pro') where i work and i hate it. applications constantly crash, i can out type any application on the thing, the network constantly disconnects, i have to restart it several times a day...my 7 year old pc at home is faster.

these things are a total joke.