(That article says it was a bloke, but I'm sure the BBC reported it as a woman.)
"I'll never stop."
Wow, that's some +longevity you're expecting there...
No, I haven't been recently... that's why I have ~140' of book-filled shelves.
These scientists have no sense of perspective. They should get out of their labs for a run round the pitches instead of sitting around discovering things!
Can't open /usr/games/lib/fortunes.dat.