Stargoat's Journal: Passenger Bill of Rights

Passenger Bill of Rights. Brilliant. Call your Congressperson today. Demand a Passenger Bill of Rights.

Know your rights, all three of them

[Philip K Dickhead]

This is a public service announcement
With guitar
Know your rights
all three of them

Number 1
You have the right not to be killed
Murder is a CRIME!
Unless it was done by a
Policeman or aristocrat
Know your rights

And Number 2
You have the right to food money
Providing of course you
Don't mind a little
Investigation, humiliation
And if you cross your fingers
Rehabilitation

Know your rights
These are your rights
Wang

Know these rights

Number 3
You have the right to free
Speech as long as you're not
Dumb enough to actually try it.

Kn

Brilliant? Bogus!

[iminplaya]

Three hours on the tarmac? Screw that. Don't board the plane until it is cleared for departure, period! Ten hours in the air is bad enough. Now the passengers could have taken things into their own hands, not by popping the slides(but still not a bad idea), but by creating such a ruckus, clamor, whatever intolerable noise they can come up with to drive the crew nuts. A nice rhythmic stomping of the feet might work. Might wreck the plane, too:-) But being what they are, they will always cower before the auth