almost as dumb as the bullet proof pants that the Mormons try and pedal.

True, but if you pedal them really hard, eventually you can get them going pretty fast!

So they're doing this to try to screw over your future chances for employment.

Turnabout is fair play: what company is this? If they get a bad rep, nobody good will want to work there...

I'm a former police office

What are you now, a preschool?

Every time you install an OSS system or buy a Mac, you fire Bill Gate.

Yes, but he's talking about firing Bill Gates. Plural.