My new business venture (Score 1)

Our market surveys have shown that over 98% of internet users plan on dying some day. With the advent of rfid and local burst wireless technology, the time to move into the online death notification market is now. We project that by the year 2010, www.eAaaargh.com will have over 45% market penetration in the over 100 million seat worldwide electronic death notice industry. By logging in to www.eAaaargh.com, user's will be able to select several IMs, twitter accounts, and cell phone text recipients to receive notifications. When the bracelet worn by the host detects a lack of pulse, a wireless or G3 transmitter will send notification to a web service on www.eAaaargh.com which will then forward the text "Aaaargh!" to all recipients on the notification list. Our initial test market research shows that people are willing to spend up to 7.99 USD monthly for such a service, particularly in California where they can't afford housing anyway. With just 800,000 USD in startup capitol, we project that we could reach break even by mid Q3 2009.