This has been a known feature of higher end Cisco products for some time now. Originally discovered as a bug in higher end access points. Not only does it work across space time, but also across the dimensional barrier. Contact your local SE and ask for access the "bishop-bell" debug build of IOS for your platform.

And I can fart gold plated nano bits that form IPv6 address. Hurm, apparently I too can just make shit up. Gold plated IPv6 nano bit shit at that.

Well if your talking Cisco. ACL's on a switch or router != firewall. Try using an ASA. Soon you will learn to love Network Objects and Network Object groups.

Looks like someone should learn about how site local addressing can coexist with global addressing. Oh, you do separate your internal and external DNS right?

Start with he network; Cisco ASA5505, Cat 3750-24, UC520 + 1 6965 phone per desktop. Servers and Desktops Buy a dell power edge 905 server. Toss Small Business server on it, setup roaming profiles, wsus, and windows deployment services. Buy dell optiplex 980 desktops, build windows 7 deployment image, sysprep and upload to server. Deploy image to all the desktops at once, lock down admin privileges, setup deep freeze and with a nightly or weekly maintenance mode. But then again, they should have hired someone who already knew this.