Some Guy had a tragic treadmill accident on Saturday night. If I'd have had it my way, we would have been eating pizza and watching canceled TV shows instead. Clearly my way is superior.
In other news, I bought the cutest bottle of wine yesterday- Happy Cat Riesling (I bought an opaque black one). It is now time for tuxette to mock me for drinking sweet and/or flavorless wine and for me to look on with smug disdain as I let her know that my wine bottle is cuter than hers!