Maybe we should just bomb Titan for the "oil". I mean, there's no crackpot dictator (that we know of) but a proactive preemptive strike probably wouldn't hurt would it?

In the school playground, a really annoying kid keeps bad mouthing the other kids, teasing the girls and hitting kindergarten children. All the other kids complain and two boys step up and decide to go and sort out the annoying kid. So, during the next break, they head off the brat and set about putting him straight. All of a sudden the school bully - spotting an easy win - rides up on his BMX (really!) barges in and beats the living crap out of the annoying kid, leaving a sobbing bloody mess. The other kids look around, dazed, confused and asking each other "what the hell was THAT all about?"