Nokia claiming that "their" wifi patent is being infringed? It's already been decided that Australia's CSIRO invented Wifi and that and manufacturers using the technology would need to licence it from them. http://slashdot.org/story/12/04/01/2011245/australian-wifi-inventors-win-us-legal-battle

What happens when the vehicles become self aware and start targeting pedestrians. When will we see the first car on trial for murder?

She could tell you....but then she'd have to kill you.

....where researchers will attempt to insert "insane" into membrane.

...for the articles.

Victim - "I've had the my wallet stolen officer"
Officer - "Okay can you describe the wallet to me?"
Victim - "It was about 58KB and ended in .DAT"
Officer - "Errrrr......so was it leather?"

Ya mean gone to the dingo's mate.

For storing the high scores on the Frogger machine at Mario's Pizza.

I bought a Sony portable DVD player a few years ago from JB HiFi store and when I openen it up at home could hear loose parts inside floating around. Turned out to be parts of the laser mechanism. Took it back less than 24 hours later and flat out said this isn't new and looks like a broken return they've sold me. They were initially skeptical and seemed reluctant to replace it. There's something seriously wrong if they can "accidentally" put faulty returned items back on the shelf and resell them. Also purchased a spindle of blank DVD's and every disk appeared to have greasy speckles all over them obviously from a fault in the manufacturing process. The discs could be written too without first cleaning them with alcohol wipes. Took the spindle back and told them the sitation. They said yes they were aware of it but "couldn't take them off the shelf" for some reason.

Will they have an attendant hassling you to buy 2 packs of gum for $2 every time you fill up?

..."Sending bad teeth into space since 2010."

Its Mabo... Its the Constitution.... It's the Vibe... Yeah that's it, it's pretty much the vibe.

...was that fact? Just want to clarify before I download it.

Maybe I'm just cynical....but this thing is so small couldn't he could just be claiming he made it.

Professor - "Ah ha! Look, I've created a two armed nano robot that can move atoms and molecules!"
Assistant - "Huh? Where?"
Professor - "Here see, right here....Aren't you looking?"
Assistant - "Yeah I'm looking where you're pointing....but ahh.....I don't quite.....errr....?"
Professor - "What? You don't WHAT!!??"
Assistant - "Oh no you misunderstand...I meant...that's great....does it come in red?"

I'm going to call the prosecutors bluff.........I'm all in.