...long, music filled scenes of the Enterprise leaving space dock.

Only a Ferengi would set a paywall on a probe.

I ran a small network whose file server was a Linux box named "host". The person who set it up had never set up a server before, and all the instructions used host (in italics) to describe how to install it. So he named the machine "host". The problem was that so many configurations had "host" that I never had the time to go around and change everything.