Mauls are heavy! A nice five pound flail (spikes are optional) is much better on your rotater cuff. If you're a wimp like me, go with a Confusion spell, followed up with a Fireball or two.

Sorry - your last comment went whoosh on me (Which, for most items valued that high, is illegal anyway.). So in the US for example, if I walk into an Audi dealership with a briefcase full of cash and an eye on an A7, then it is illegal for me to plunk down $90k out of pocket? Are there specific limitations on how much companies can accept by cash, by law? TIA for the response.

Newegg has the 280 in stock now for the staggering price of 650-700 depending on the model... the 9800/9800+ will represent an amazing value in light of this.

Holy shit this is the most paranoid, tinfoil hat rants I have read in a long time. You sound like one of those wackos over at infoshop.org. Care to point to any article from a credible source where they tasered Granny four times and beat her on the back of the head? My suspicion is that you have been arrested by the "hog forces" on many legimite charges and now make crap up to further grind your axe because "the Man' is keeping you down.