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Today UCLA researchers enrolled in the RIAA's Junior Achievers program proved that p2p networks Gnutella, KaZaA, Freenet, eMule, eDonkey, and Morpheus are, in fact, still in use. Researchers proceeded to take great joy and pride in kicking a dead horse. Unfortunately they were unable to have any effect on modern incarnations of artificial scarcity reduction technology.