My fetid cock wants to marry your putrid, rotting rectum. How will this be done? Well, obviously, a cock smooch will seal the deal. Shall I smooch your bowels and get this whole thing over with? Your childhood dreams will finally be fulfilled! What say you?

Now that's a rancid rectum if I ever saw one! I can't even handle being in the presence of such rottenness without succumbing to lust! I'm going to thrust my fetid, disease-ridden cock right into your feces-filled asshole and let loose my little white tadpole friends! I hope any tasty treats you fart out of your asshole are covered in my cum! What say you?