Criminals will be thrilled that their high-value targets are identifying themselves. But I guess the kind of guy who gets the "Peacock" is already wearing a fur coat and leather hat anyway...

Just opened website - nevermind.

Sure they can chase the sun to the west around the earth, but they may run into issues flying intercontinental in the opposite direction.

Rest assured, by "destroyed" they mean that their printed copies of your private files will be discarded into their unlocked dumpster out back. And certainly while your secrets are floating around within their IT environment, they are completely safe since the DHS employees are doing infosec really well.

As information security professionals, we ought err in the direction of paranoia. That, coupled with the price ($0.00) and ease of using DBAN, makes this a moot point.

OP: "The T. rex has emaciated bird-like arms..." Birds don't have arms, bro.