Comment My dear boy (Score 5) 201
It is good to see you taking the plunge - that first dip into the olympic-sized pool of love.
Speaking as Slashdot Playboy since 1997, I feel I am qualified to advise young pups such as yourself on the appropriate etiquette when wooing a young lady such as this.
I recommend you make the young lady feel in control. Remember - you are a love god and she is your willing pupil. Young ladies love a man who can show her who is boss. Speak firmly but not roughly to here.
Do not suggest PGP to her, tell her that you will be using PGP.
Hold this young lady by the hand. Carry her over the romantic threshold. Slather her in kisses. Make your own provision for prophylatics. Buy her a single red rose. Whisk her off to Paris. Do whatever it is it takes.
Show this feisty young lady you are in command. Fear not the monstrous shoeboy, with his rough and ready approach to women. You shall woo her like she's never been wooed before and will never be wooed again.
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Slashdot playboy.
Slashdot love god since 1997
Speaking as Slashdot Playboy since 1997, I feel I am qualified to advise young pups such as yourself on the appropriate etiquette when wooing a young lady such as this.
I recommend you make the young lady feel in control. Remember - you are a love god and she is your willing pupil. Young ladies love a man who can show her who is boss. Speak firmly but not roughly to here.
Do not suggest PGP to her, tell her that you will be using PGP.
Hold this young lady by the hand. Carry her over the romantic threshold. Slather her in kisses. Make your own provision for prophylatics. Buy her a single red rose. Whisk her off to Paris. Do whatever it is it takes.
Show this feisty young lady you are in command. Fear not the monstrous shoeboy, with his rough and ready approach to women. You shall woo her like she's never been wooed before and will never be wooed again.
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Slashdot playboy.
Slashdot love god since 1997
