Comment Linux Speed (Or Lack Thereof) (Score -1) 426
It seems to me that any kernel that can claim 1,000x speed improvements must either be (a) very early in development, (b) written by a bunch of monkeys who don't know shit about writing an OS, or (c) written by a bunch of teenagers in Russia living in their parents basement.
Most likely a combination of all 3. My recommendation? Try going outside. Find out about these things called "women".