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Comment Another Crisis - Don't let the Government Know (Score 1) 167

"Computer Viri" the next crisis to be solved by:
1) Life sentences for hackers
2) Government licensing of programmers
3) Government clearinghouse for "clean" code
4) Government "certified" computers
5) Government approval of all software
6) Government "war on hackers"
7) International coalition invades Canada to eliminate "Weapons of Mass Software Destruction"
8) Registration, and safety inspections required on all computers.
9) Government licensing of computer users
10) Government security clearances required for a programmers license.
11) Mass burnings of computer programming books
12) Linching of suspected hackers
13) Psycological testing of applicants for programmer licenses to determine if they are predispositioned for violence or hacking
Gosh I could write a novel with this theme!!!
And a Movie
And a TV Series
And DVD Sales!!!!!!!

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