Underrated comment. I laughed my ass off.

This comment made my day. Thank you.

It obviously didn't work for that nurse in Texas. Or the WHO volunteers in Africa who were massacred by the locals. So, yeah. Robots seem appropriate.

Please don't give robots religion. We don't need to have robots fighting for the same reasons we do.

Fry: "I can't swallow that!" Farnsworth: "Well then, good news! It's a suppository."

Great. Now I'm imagining a bunch of guys pooping on a conveyor belt. Hershey Kisses anyone?

"Eat shit!" "Joke's on you. I already am."

At least it's not Uwe Boll.

Dammit, you made me spit out my cereal.

If it weren't for the AD, this might have been funny as sarcasm.

If I can't download it, then what's the point of this even being posted? Am I really going to have to fly to Britain to read these? Also, It's in Russian. These aren't useful in their current form. "Hi guys! I'm going to leak the TRUTH! But you'll have to be able to know how to read Russian, be in Britain, set up an appointment, and have 2 forms of ID!" Hopefully, some nice person will bother to scan these, just like they did with JD Sallinger's "unreleased" stories.

Anybody remember those: "CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'VE WON A FREE iPAD!" Those used to startle the shit out of me, since my speakers were usually on high.

The Unabomber knew lots of science too. It didn't make him any less crazy.

Nah, I don't work for them. I just felt like doing it for some reason.

Hmm. It makes a tinkling bells noise when you put in the Konami Code.