Sperm and whale oil? Reminds me of a holiday I had in Iceland in 1978.

Calm down, dear. What's for dinner?

...but you need a fucking high fence to stop a hijacked airliner.

Are you sure he actually wrote 'app'-wiping software?

He keeps coming up with crap like that, someone's gonna punch his lights out.

If anyone really doesn't want their porn, I'll have it.

"Cancer is just one of many, many things that are likely to kill you before you're 120." There are a few other things, too - lightning, buses......

And the lack of gravity would make their skirts float up, revealing their space-panties. I, for one, wholeheartedly endorse televised women in space.

We'd need a Skynet for safety

Well, if I was Mr Lego, I'd be making them with a Lego cock that could be attached/detached as required.

You're an absolute twat

and if you have a gun, it's fairly easy to acquire a 3-D printer

That's because they don't get any proper sex.

It's a boarding school. They don't know what 'porn' is.

Probably best if we ask America to nuke them again, just to be on the safe side