Comment Re:O Brave Achilles (Score -1) 195

by Skeetskeetskeet on Tuesday January 13, 2009 @08:27PM (#26441811) Attached to: Why the Mediterranean Is the Net's Achilles' Heel

What, no token midget/Vulcan dance a la Star Trek? I think a little Tweedle Dee/Tweedle Dum recital is in order here!

Comment World of Warcraft Players Disappointed (Score -1) 292

by Skeetskeetskeet on Monday January 12, 2009 @06:10PM (#26423971) Attached to: Researchers One Step Closer To Creating Life

Misread article as "Gamers one step closer to getting a life".

Comment Hi, I'm Spongebob! (Score -1) 255

by Skeetskeetskeet on Friday January 09, 2009 @01:15PM (#26388471) Attached to: First Flight of Jet Powered By Algae-Fuel

Fly me to Bikini Bottom! I'm ready, I'm ready!!!

Comment DTV Transition Made Easy (Score -1) 591

by Skeetskeetskeet on Tuesday January 06, 2009 @01:06PM (#26344297) Attached to: DTV Coupon Program Out of Money

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy-pD-M0rY4 Enjoy!

Comment Here You Go! (Score -1) 465

by Skeetskeetskeet on Monday January 05, 2009 @12:32AM (#26326137) Attached to: The Exact Cause of the Zune Meltdown

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDciSM18eEA HA HA.

Comment ZDNet Is Full Of Pro-MS (Score 1, Interesting) 898

by Skeetskeetskeet on Sunday December 28, 2008 @12:26PM (#26249749) Attached to: First Look At Windows 7 Beta 1

They delegate Wal-Mart's selling the IPhone to a side note and instead are more concerned with Mary Jo's "Windows Name Of The Day" stories. ZDNet is the Enquirer of IT news.

Comment Re:I can has furst poest?! (Score -1) 356

by Skeetskeetskeet on Friday December 19, 2008 @11:05AM (#26172641) Attached to: Majel Roddenberry Dies At 76

Too late, I already ass raped her warm body before it got stiff.... The force was strong in this one.

Comment "Experts Advising Users Not To Use IE" (Score 1, Interesting) 376

by Skeetskeetskeet on Thursday December 18, 2008 @10:45AM (#26159683) Attached to: Microsoft Rushes Internet Explorer Patch

This is the best advice the experts have given in years.

Comment Re:Fortunately or unfortunately (Score -1, Flamebait) 113

by Skeetskeetskeet on Saturday December 06, 2008 @01:45PM (#26013989) Attached to: German Gov't Donates 100,000 Images To Wikipedia

The last Jew in Vinnista? Damn he must have been rich!!!

Comment 999,999 Of Them Are Of Scat Porn (Score -1) 113

by Skeetskeetskeet on Saturday December 06, 2008 @01:37PM (#26013929) Attached to: German Gov't Donates 100,000 Images To Wikipedia

1 is of Heino rocking the house.

Comment Elmer's Glue, Dental Floss, A Needle, & Duct T (Score -1) 242

by Skeetskeetskeet on Wednesday December 03, 2008 @11:56PM (#25984723) Attached to: Doctor Performs Amputation By Text Message

MacGyver would have knitted him a damn arm.

Comment If They Were WAMU Acorns (Score -1) 474

by Skeetskeetskeet on Monday December 01, 2008 @09:59AM (#25943255) Attached to: Acorns Disappear Across the Country

They are now under the JP Morgan Chase oaks.

Comment As A Long-Time Interstitial Partner and Supporter (Score -1) 54

by Skeetskeetskeet on Friday November 28, 2008 @11:12AM (#25916049) Attached to: Folding Screen For Mobile Phones Unveiled

I am thoroughly shocked that you would encourage your readers to skip the interstitial. Interstitials are an important part of our erectile-dysfunctional segment of readers, and to say that they should skip it is like telling them to skip a half-erect jackoff session.

Comment Godzilla Has Lawyers? (Score -1) 243

by Skeetskeetskeet on Tuesday November 25, 2008 @07:23PM (#25893279) Attached to: The Real Monsters Behind Godzilla

Better change his name to JEWZILLA.

Comment Don't Let This Die (Score -1, Redundant) 158

by Skeetskeetskeet on Saturday November 22, 2008 @04:44PM (#25859823) Attached to: Microsoft Moves To Quash Case, End E-mail Revelations

Someone has to take a stand against this idiot corporation...we were taken for a ride for Windows ME, don't let them get away with this piece of shit called Vista. My next computer will be a Mac. Fuck you Gates and Ballmer.