Give this as a gift for the holidays (Score 4, Informative)

Nothing is more annoying about the holidays then going to visit family and friends and then being sucked into fixing their damn computers While everyone is drinking and having a good time we are the schmucks trying to figure out how to remove that damn proces from windows 98!

This year I wash my hands of it and am giving them a printout of a tutorial I found that has helped some friends. It is basic, but they do not bother me as much anymore:

Simple and easy ways to keep your computer safe and secure on the Internet