Comment Re:I predicted this 10 years ago! (Score 1) 113
When I was takin' a crap one time I wrote some lyrics, but good sense made me throw them down the toilet. Boy, they sure smelled bad after THAT!
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to hold the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored power tools.