Re:I'd like... (Score 2)

PS - WTF is that little black area on the front? They make it look like a tiny little LCD screen, which I know it is. So what the hell is it?

The touchpad. Not a one-character LCD screen, as in Dilbert's ring-computer. Try looking at the manufacturer's website, http://www.saintsong.com.tw/it/english/prod/espres so.htm - all the parts are nicely labelled.