Everyone knows that the retirement homes are full of people who can whip out a game or website in a few days with enough Mountain Dew!

When did Slashdot get so liberal? Is there even one anti-union comment here? Nope.

What does this have to do with football or Oprah?

So right. Particularly with unions, Slashdot opposes Fox News.

You probably like playing golf.

We've also had a lot of comments here complaining about bitcoin stories. Way too many.

Shut up, moron Christian.

I have problems with parallel programming because I'm not as smart as those who can do it.

Most gamers are off-season golfers, right? And golf is usually an older person's activity. Can't see why they need to bother with ratings at all.

Goes to show--no males on the internet!

Isn't that what "Geek Squad" and phone-help for Windows study? I thought IT, with all the programming, is the difficult one.

No, you have it all wrong. Heterosexuality is immoral and evil. Because it led to you.

^ Hey anonymous coward, get out of your mom's basement and start chasing hot men around.

Those who argue otherwise are typical drug banning, gun banning, right-wing liberal gay people living in their grandma's attic.

The irony being that these are the ideal conditions to get to serious work on the Singularity. It is only after the Singularity that this type of thing has funding and legality.