Comment Do you recall? (Score 2) 153
"Well, don't. A friend of mine tried one their "special offers," nearly got himself lobotomized."
"No shit?"
"Don't fuck with your brain, pal. It ain't worth it."
I've never been canoeing before, but I imagine there must be just a few simple heuristics you have to remember... Yes, don't fall out, and don't hit rocks.