I know what Boxing Day is! (Score 1)

It's another evil plot by Darl McBride to rob the common man of quality open source software. Darl and his evil minions have mindwashed all of Canada into purchasing Caldera licenses to escape liability. Every Boxing Day, Canadians all gather around the community SCO tree (similar to Whos from Whoville), and they listen to the town Mayor read Darl's various open letters to the Linux community. Then when they are finished they all go home and attempt DOS attacks on SCO.com and then complain to authorities that they can't reach their favorite website b/c some evil Linux users are trying to take down their website. Am I close?? Sorry Canadians. I was mindwashed by SouthPark cartoons in the late nineties and have never recovered. Happy New Year!!