With Apologies to Disney (Score 1)

A plane lands in Ethiopia where a limo with darken windows is waiting. After a breakneck trip through the veldt to a craggy mountain, surrounded by creatures both great and small, a thin stick of a man is held aloft into the morning sun by a baboon while strains of Elton John singing, "The Circle of Life" is being played from a 80's boom box. "The Spam King", Disney's answer to the reality show genre.