Re:Sock puppets screenplay (Score 2, Informative)

2: "Yes, and I'm just a constant function, if anyone derives me, I'm zero!"

I Suppose you mean "differentiate" rather than "derive"... Why do so many people mistake derivation with differentitation? I know when you differentiate a function you get its derivative and that sounds kind of like deriving... but I mean SERIOUSLY, they're two completely different things!!