Before this becomes a problem at your company, offer your best male programmers 5% raises if they'll start identifying as women, with surgery and hormones optional. Only a transphobic bigot would sue a company whose highest-paid employees are trans-women!
You'll never achieve equality, period, because women are not men and men are not women. Treating people equally doesn't make them equal, it only makes it obvious how unequal they are.
...a virus erupts out of China and causes a hundred years' worth of climate-change deaths in a hundred days.
After a recent permafrost blowout made a giant sinkhole on the Yamal Peninsula, I checked out the area on Google Earth. Wow, half a million square miles of northern Siberia is so densely cratered that only thin slivers of dry land remain between millions of circular lakes. This is a far worse catastrophe than I thought!
until we implement summary executions of abusive husbands/boyfriends.
Ever heard of "family wipeouts"? Please do address this problem by cracking down even harder on men. Surely if you go all Cobra Kai on them ("strike first, strike hard, no mercy"), they won't repay in kind.
The internet is a giant trailer park where tenants can be evicted with a snap of the landlord's fingers, so whatever you build on it better have wheels.
This is why I never run "do-release-upgrade" when a new version of Linux comes out. I make backups of
Memory fault -- brain fried
