http://xkcd.com/89/ It doesn't make sense now...

I would only use a search engine that knows how to dance.

Famous Polish sci-fi writer S. Lem said "Until I used internet, I didn't know there are so many idiots in the world" (my own translation).

It might be naive, but if I opt out of Google (or Bing or whatever) remembering my search history, am I safe?

http://xkcd.com/673/

You'll get micromachines, People liable will get the vaccine.

Real question is will the Laughing Man be involved.

As long as you have no input to your brain, you're safe.

Try this: http://xkcd.com/269/ Apart from that, I've heard about experiments where vertical or horizontal eye movement was used to comunucate yes/no signals from the sleepers to the outside world.

What are the exact rules? Some BCI devices have already been made.

God said there won't be another flood.

OK, that's really news, I should've RTFA. Among procaryotes (like bacteria) it's common. Some viruses can insert their genes into their host's genomes. However, it's the only eucaryote (organism with a nucleus in cell) that I know to incorporate genes on it's own. Are there any other?

i've heard about this slug a few years ago. How is it news?

From the journalistic perspective it's "ethic" if people will read it.