Intergalactic Communications (Score 1)

The phone line is really fragile. Since we cannot traverse the stars physically, then an advanced galactic civilization would have to communicate remotely -- psychically or spiritually. The impossibility of a standardized universal communication protocol is implausible with traditional physics. [parallel universes] [quantum fluctuation theory] [chaos theory] [extra dimensions] A deep thought... this is the dog bowl with water, though. Imagine generating a series of random numbers of infinite length, the probability is that they are not the same unless they have the same source. Each digit proven brings the probability of correctly rejecting the null hypothesis one order of magnitude lower. I don't believe in the burden of proof only the plausibility of logic. I definitely believe in lucid dreaming and a form of interior psycho-science. An advanced galactic civilization would not communicate physically, because to an advanced species -- with all due respect -- humans are like livestock. Not only would the communication protocol be more advanced than traditional linguistics and able to traverse the vast distances of space, it would be much more efficient. They'd probably be able to wrap the universal dreamworld around their mind and exist in parallel to what life is on the top of the stack or queue. Earth to Kevin. "What!? 0000000" So perhaps my first words to the galactic federation are going to be "bow-wow" [sniff] [blink blink].